Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover, thou shalt not judge President Aristide by Danny Glover

March 17, 2011 § Leave a comment

Danny Glover, yes Danny Glover, is going to escort the Rev. President Jean-Bertrand Aristide back to Haiti. This is going to be quite the buddy movie:

Scene 1

Aristide: You want me to drive?

Glover: No, you’re supposed to be suicidal, remember? I’LL drive.

Aristide: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal

Scene 2:

Glover: Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?

Aristide: Well, I haven’t killed you yet.

Scene 3

Aristide: You don’t trust me at all, do you?

Glover: Well, I’ll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I’ll start trusting you.

Aristide: Fair enough.

Scene 4

Glover: Hey, Aristide, you really like my wife’s cooking?

Aristide: No

Final Scene

Glover: I am too old for this shit

Danny Glover and President Aristide in Haiti

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